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Joke of the Day

"Why did the blind couple get divorced? They couldn't see eye to eye"

"i m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don t know y DDD"

"Summing up my life in 5 words: 'I fail at maths'"

"Be careful out there guys. just met a girl, Kylie, and she told me her and her friends are so random...that could mean anything be safe ok"

"Ok so the Past, the Present, and the Future walked into a bar. It was tense."

"A shepherd was looking for a sheep that ran away Forget it, you've already herd this one."

"Whats bigger than your balls? The moon"

"Knock Knock **Who's there?** You **You who?** Yoo hoo big summer blowout!"

"A drum set falls out of a window... Ba dum tssh!"

"According to a new report from BP, the earth will run out of oil in 53 years. Luckily, thanks to BP, the ocean will still have plenty..."