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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand why death row inmates are given their choice of meal before they're executed. ""I have to die tomorrow, but I get TACOS!"""

"One day, Adolf Hitler looked outside and saw heavy storm clouds. Worried, he contacted a meteorologist and asked him what the weather was going to be like. The meteorologist replied, ""Hail, Hitler!"""

"What the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus The picture only takes one nail to hang."

"It's like the people in this restroom don't even want my help unbuttoning their pants. STOP RUNNING AWAY I JUST WANT TO HELP YOU"

"I don't understand why women love singing ""Let it go""... ...Since most of them keep grudges for life."

"What's the most sensitive protein? EMOglobin."

"And then the lord said...... ...come forth and you shall be granted eternal life...But i came fifth and won a toaster instead! Which is cool because i did not have a toaster"

"Give man a jacket and he'll be warm when he goes outside. Teach a man to jack it and he'll never go outside again."

"What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed? God bless America."

"GF just thought of the best name for a drink. The Vadge Liqueur. (Should I be concerned? This was totally random)"