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Joke of the Day
"What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed? God bless America."
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"Why can't a bicycle stand alone? It's two tired."
"I just painted my toenails whore red, then immediately confined them to tight heels so they know what shameful little sluts they are."
"Nachos on Christmas Eve. We're celebrating the birth of cheeses!"
"What is the difference between erotic and kinky? erotic is when you use a feather, kinky is when you use the whole chicken"
"Hey son, I know you're 5 years old and you think monsters are under your bed, so here's a gun, just start shooting if you hear anything"
"why don't lions like clowns? they taste funny"
"My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207..."
"*Follows dreams *Ends up at refrigerator."
"Now that I'm an overweight, nearly middle aged man, I'm considering bulimia more and more But I don't have the stomach for it."