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Joke of the Day
"Why was the cow's house empty? She was moo-ving"
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"I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80s bands... Apparently there's no Cure."
"[helping son prepare for first date] ""what if she doesn't like it"" *stuffing handkerchiefs up son's sleeve* be confident in your magic, son"
"How many seconds are there in a day in Africa? Seconds? They barely get firsts!"
"How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish? He's running down the street with the bike under his arm."
"what's your best joke involving or being about germans? Just a German who wants to laugh."
"Two tools watched TV, One saw."
"What's the difference between voicing your opinion on reddit and getting gang raped? In one at least you get some sex out of it."
"What's an epileptic persons favorite appetizer? Seizure Salad."
"What do you need when you're not doing well in your Advanced Placement U.S. History class? A Push"