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Joke of the Day
"What the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus The picture only takes one nail to hang."
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"*interrogating a baby* ""Any first words?"""
"What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall? Bang! (!)"
"What do you call your saggy old midwife? Me doula oblongota"
"A feminist told me I really need to take a Women's Studies class. I told her ""There is no way I'm going to spend a semester studying a broad."""
"A boy is asking santa for a heavy sweater for christmas present so santa send him a sumo wrestler"
"Cream? Sugar? Fuck you, I want 2 cubes of chicken bullion in my coffee. I've got man's work to do."
"I'm watching so many cute animals videos I think I'm developing aww-tism."
"I think we already know what's at the center of No Man's Sky's Galaxy Disappointment."
"Recent study shows 9 out of 10 men prefer looks rather than personality in women 1 out of 10 men prefer the other 9."