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Joke of the Day

"GF just thought of the best name for a drink. The Vadge Liqueur. (Should I be concerned? This was totally random)"

"What's Spider-Mans favorite online music app? Spotafly."

"What did the blue denims say to the black denims? I guess we have different genes!"

"Thongs are like barbed wire fences. They protect the property, but don't block the view."

"Mexican magician A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, ""uno, dos..."" *poof*... He disappered without a tres."

"I once threw a boomerang, not knowing what it was for... Then it hit me."

"The inventor of throat lozenges has died. There'll be no coffin at his funeral."

"Asking me to care Would be like asking the hunchback of Notre dame to stand up straight."

"Only is Adam and Eve were Chinese they would've probably ate the snake instead of the forbidden fruit."

"*uses your voodoo doll as a tampon*"