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Joke of the Day
"What's the most sensitive protein? EMOglobin."
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"What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them. (Works better in spoken format, I know)"
"Whenever you find four Priests... you'll find a Fifth."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ? Apple the door myself!"
"What's the difference between light and hard? You can fall asleep with a light on."
"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? Because every time she gets to 69 she gets a little frog stuck in her throat."
"According to rom coms, I haven't met the perfect guy because I've never chased an important paper down the block in a gust of wind."
"Why did the Indian cross the road? To buy chikken tikka masala!"
"LIKE IF... You've recorded yourself singing to see if you could actually sing."
"My doctor had to put me on a new medication that's supposed to help lower the amount of karate in my blood"