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Joke of the Day
"Where does big-foot keep his genitals? In his sascrotch!"
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"A cash machine has just charged me two pound for a transaction but told me to cover my PIN to prevent from being robbed. Pretty ironic if you ask me"
"What company makes Nerds? Your mom."
"What should you do when you see a spaceman? Park in it, man."
"What is the difference between a zebra and a bar? Zebras have bars around their asshole, and there are assholes around the bars."
"Why is buying a macbook like using a high end prostitute? Because you spend more but, at least you don't get a virus"
"the gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian"
"What's a mobster porn actress called? Sunny Corleone!"
"Me: I'll take 'Marriage' for 800 Alex Alex: Having one wife too many Me: What is bigamy Alex: Nooo. We were looking for, what is monogamy"
"""Sexting"" is the sending of sexually explicit text and picture messages. It is not, apparently, an appropriate way to submit a resume."