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Joke of the Day
"What company makes Nerds? Your mom."
Next Joke
"Islam is a peaceful religion A piece over there, a piece over there, a piece over here"
"People of the world There are three types of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't."
"I went to the library today to get a book about conspiracies. There were none there. Coincidence?"
"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean"
"My Grandfather Says I should not be so Dependent upon technology... ...Yet he is the one hooked to life support."
"Taking home work has never been more satisfying I love being a coroner!"
"I don't know when but there was a moment in my life when food changed from friend to lover."
"What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles? Hey, pho queue, dude"