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Joke of the Day
"What should you do when you see a spaceman? Park in it, man."
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"What do you call a promiscuous woman who travels a lot? Abroad."
"How can a man take an abortion pill? He just picks one up and leaves."
"What do you call a gay person on rollerskates rolaids"
"Who's the worst villain in more games than any other? EA"
"The last girl I dated reminded me a lot of a cat, she would annoy me for attention, but ignore me once I gave it to her... ...the difference is that I never woke up with her asshole in my face."
"Q: Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains? A: So they know where to stop shaving."
"Why should you never bully a dyslexic dwarf? Because it's not big and it's not clever!"
"If you woke up and couldn't remember the night before and your ass hurt real bad would you tell anyone? Want to go camping?"
"The Pope walks into a Mosque. The imam says ""Why the wrong faith?"""