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Joke of the Day
"Reddit deals with annoying whiners with shadowban, but what about Iran? Taliban"
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"People think I'm weird because I swallowed an abacus They're forgetting it's what's on the inside that counts."
"I saw a hot dog vendor today... She was good looking, but I don't really want a dog."
"Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes? 'Cause all their pants are half-off"
"Conan refuses to accept a 12:05 Tonight Show. NBC says he can't leave. I'm just waiting for Obama to say Leno is a ""jackass""."
"Tried to catch fog yesterday Mist"
"What do you call an unconscious foot? Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)"
"Only and only when a mosquito lands on your balls do you realize there are some problems that can be solved without violence :)"
"i started vaping to fit in with my friends, who are mostly steam whistles"
"Mother: I raised you both as a mother and a father. Son: Go fuck your self."