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Joke of the Day
"i started vaping to fit in with my friends, who are mostly steam whistles"
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"*only shaves legs in the spots exposed by my ripped jeans*"
"What do we want? An end to auto-correct errors! When do we want it? Cow! Sow! Bow! Tow! Duck this..."
"""making decisions"" Teacher: Do you have trouble making decisions? . Student: Well...yes and no."
"What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? A rooster will say cock a doodle do! But a hooker will say any cock will do!"
"Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said you were leaving at 4:00. Sincerely, The Unicorns"
"Everything is funnier... Everything is funnier when you're not allowed to laugh. *holds a giggle in* [http://minestatus.co/post.php?id=630]"
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I wouldn't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my chest"
"Blond joke! :D What do you call a dead blond in the closet? - last year's hide & seek! :D"
"My wife gives me the speaking treatment."