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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an unconscious foot? Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)"
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"Why do bees hum? Because they can't remember the lyrics"
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"The Energizer Bunny was found dead today from sexual exhaustion His battery was put in backwards and he just kept coming and coming and coming."
"If a leaf and an emo fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotofpuss."
"I accidentally washed a black sock in with my whites and everything came out fine, so I totally get that whole ""I Have a Dream"" thing now."
"My investment plan is to accumulate enough of the bank's pens to offset my overdraft fees."
"What do cannibals and politicians have in common? They both enjoy handshakes."
"How does a poor man watch TV? with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching."