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Joke of the Day
"Why are dentists usually always male? Because they like to be in other peoples mouths."
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"Yo mommas so fat You can see her from more than 2 meters away in a hyperbolic plane."
"The first rule of thesaurus club is... You do not talk, speak, communicate, orate, or converse about thesaurus club"
"What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley? The position of the dirtbag."
"What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? ""Halloumi"""
"A recent study shows that 51.9% of the UK are under educated. It was called the EU referendum."
"When a homosexual man becomes brain dead, is he a fruit or a vegetable?"
"A man walks into a bank... and yells ""this is a fuck up!"" confused, the teller says ""you mean a stick up?"" ""Nope, it's a fuck up, I forgot my gun"""
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An unoriginal joke"
"The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings."