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Joke of the Day

"I saw a hot dog vendor today... She was good looking, but I don't really want a dog."

"How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend? ""Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)"" !!!"

"I am a proud member of Grammar Nazi... And your not."

"Shout out to Mother Earth! She's 4.6 billion years old and still getting hotter."

"Did you hear about the man who did it with a parakeet? He contracted chirpes. And the worst thing? It was untweetable."

"I invented the upside down house. It's now a top cellar."

"Which fairground ride is made of iron? The ferrous wheel"

"How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way."

"A man wrapped in only saran wrap walks into a psychiatrist's office... ...the psychiatrist says, ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""

"The Klondike Bar found out what I did for it, and now it's blackmailing me."