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Joke of the Day

"People think I'm weird because I swallowed an abacus They're forgetting it's what's on the inside that counts."

"Can you name a grateful astronomer? How about Neil Degracias Tyson?"

"Pakistani math problem. Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes. He gives one to Mohammed and another to Hassan. Calculate the radius of the explosion."

"Where do you find a zebra? 25 letters after a, brah."

"Diarrhea is actually hereditary. It runs in your jeans."

"How many blood hungry vampires does it take to dress a wound? The answer's irrelevant as they all suck at it anyway."

"I'll never understand dentists. They stab you with little metal hooks and then tell you ""Your gums wouldn't bleed if you flossed more""."

"Who brew in the jewish house down the street? Hebrew."

"According to my khaki shorts, I need to give a couple more shakes after peeing."

"What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants? Irrelephant"