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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a huge pile of cats? A Meowntain"
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"The funniest thing about being sober is someday finding out that you were the mayor of Toronto."
"Numbers don't lie but they don't tell the truth either. They're NUMBERS."
"What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels? A heroine addict."
"""Is there a Mr. Fields?"" I say to my twelfth cookie, all the while knowing she's all mine."
"When your SO asks Daddy for ketchup at the family BBQ. And you BOTH grab it at the same time."
"Fails drug test. Adds ""Positive"" Person to resume."
"""Do you know what the hardest part of the night is?"" asked the taxi driver. ""Is it his shield?"" I asked."
"What's the difference between sex and a slice of pizza? It takes me longer to eat the pizza"
"Men shouldn't feel bad if they only last 8 minutes doing it doggy style... Because that's almost an hour in dog time..."