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Joke of the Day

"""Do you know what the hardest part of the night is?"" asked the taxi driver. ""Is it his shield?"" I asked."

"This ""violence in the workplace"" seminar is only teaching us what we shouldn't do. No fighting techniques or anything."

"Racism is 1/10 But it's 7/10 with Tamir Rice"

"If you have trouble spelling... Go to the internet, there are always peeple who will corecct you"

"What time are you supposed to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty!"

"Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce? Because they were both too Shellfish."

"French rifle for sale. Never fired. Dropped twice."

"What's pink, bubbly and scratches at glass? A baby in a microwave"

"Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention? Because he was spaced out."

"Today is my mom's birthday or as she calls it, Cinco de Seis, because someone taught her just enough Spanish to be annoying."