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Joke of the Day

"What comes after a great pee? A ""Q"" I made this joke up today. I don't know if it's been thought of before, but I couldn't go to sleep without posting it for the world :)"

"Religious orders are more than just a sacrament They're a habit, too."

"VW have got in2 trouble 4 falsifying data, apparently this is not d first time the Germans have been found guilty of lying abt gas emissions"

"My family crest is just a picture of my grandfather dressed up as a giant hotdog being dragged into a cave by a bear."

"Q: How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there."

"I hold my iPhone up outside your window to play our song. A 90 second ad plays first."

"How do you prove triangles congruent with attitude? Do it with SAS."

"So I was talking to Abrham Lincoln And I asked him, ""what are you doing tonight?"". He said, ""My wife's dragging me to a play somebody please kill me."""

"The official dance for my new mixtape has 3 steps... Stop, drop, and roll!"

"What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing? They pasta time."