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Joke of the Day
"Fails drug test. Adds ""Positive"" Person to resume."
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"All the while you have been waiting for 2016.. and suddenly comes 2015S :D"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arfur ! Arfur who ? Arfur got !"
"Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar. Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene."
"A black guy and a white guy were playing basketball in a jail. The black guy won. Do you want to know why? The black guy had home advantage. IM NOT A RACIST, PLS SENPAIS"
"I bought a thesaurus from Walmart and the pages were blank.. I have no words to describe how angry I am"
"I've never been good with 'pick-up' lines I once said to this girl, ""Hey, you get fries with that shake?"" It turns out she had Parkinson's."
"Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp? The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!"
"I adopted a highway. Don't tell anyone I said this, but I don't love him as much as I love my biological highways."
"GOD: let's make an armored raccoon that turns into a bowling ball ANGEL: but why wou- GOD: and we'll call it an armadillo for some reason"