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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between sex and a slice of pizza? It takes me longer to eat the pizza"
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"What do you call a dead bee? A was."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent."
"What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning? Another day."
"Whenever people are like ""We need to restore traditional values to this country"" I assume they mean slavery and burning witches at the stake"
"What do you call a number that won't sit still? A roamin' numeral. :P"
"A started a blog about ADHD... ...it's going to have recipes and I went to the Alamo."
"So now they're feeding cow marijuana infused grain? That isn't for me... ...those steaks are too high."
"Books keep falling on my head.... I've only got myshelf to blame"
"A termite walks into a bar... And says, ""is the bar tender here?"""