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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels? A heroine addict."
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"The White House is putting on a play adaptation of Modern Family. When asked which character he wanted to be, Obama said ""Uhhh...let me be Claire."""
"What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ? Icerbergers with chilli sauce !"
"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb 2, but don't ask me how they got in there."
"9 out of every 3 people suffer from math illiteracy."
"A trip to Wal-Mart is all the proof I need that ugly isn't an effective means of birth control."
"What's in cider? I'm in cider!"
"""Is there really a fire? Prove it."" -Mrs. Doubtfire"
"Women are good for 2 things... Actually 3, if they take it in the ass."
"A law student walks into a bar... He says, ""Shit I should've prepared for this."""