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Joke of the Day

"So a staircase said something to me the other day... Actually I lied, it just stared at me."

"Why are black people so fast? Because all of the slow ones are in jail."

"Why did the feminist refuse a back rub? Too massagynistic"

"I used to be addicted to doing the Hokey Pokey Luckily I since turned myself around."

"So Jesus walks into a hotel... Jesus walks into a hotel and hands the receptionist 3 nails. He asks the receptionist, 'Could you put me up for the night?'"

"""Be cool, be cool, be cool"" ~me before I'm about to not be cool."

"If you ever see a ghost DO NOT put a sheet over your head and make noises. They find it offensive."

"What do you call the reasoning behind mexican murderers? Locomotives"

"Man didn't invent the wheel It invented itself after seeing Chuck Norris."

"Are security guards at Samsung stores called Guardians of the Galaxy?"