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Joke of the Day
"Man didn't invent the wheel It invented itself after seeing Chuck Norris."
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"I told my date I'd treat her like a deity. At the end she'd get nailed."
"Will I. Am's headstone will read ""Will I. Was,"" completing history's longest set-up to a punchline"
"Vaginas are living proof... That beauty truly does lie on the inside."
"Teach a man about politicians Show a man politicians and he becomes interested for a day Teach a man to be a politician and he loses his spine"
"If quizzes are quizzical.... What are tests?"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chernobyl Barbie ...glows in the dark"
"Guy in Car: get out of my way idiot Guy in Crosswalk: pedestrians have the right of way Car Guy: this ain't Pedestria buddy this is America"
"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and forty nine cents and deer nuts are under a buck"
"What do you call a gamer girl on her period? Red ring of death."