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Joke of the Day

"Man didn't invent the wheel It invented itself after seeing Chuck Norris."

"I would like to learn more about frequencies But whenever I try to measure it, it only Hertz"

"You know what the worst part of being black and Jewish is? I have to sit in the back of the oven."

"God: U have to build an ark to save the animals from a tsunami Noah: But you're god, can't you just stop the tsunami God: *loves boats* No"

"You're invited to my Oscar party! The theme is movie star cuisine which means there won't be any food."

"Trying to act like I tripped on purpose has become something of a full time job."

"I've decided that I'm going to start texting people back. That's it. That's the joke."

"Did you hear the joke about Ebola? ...well you're probably not going to get it."

"A man crashed his car A man crashed his expensive car into a tree... He finally found out how the Mercedes bends"

"Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot."