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Joke of the Day
"Why are black people so fast? Because all of the slow ones are in jail."
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"My six replaced the toilet paper roll all on her own and now I'm wondering who her real dad is."
"What's worse than being raped by your dad's penis? Also being forced to fill his Viagra prescription."
"What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist."
"Why does Beyonce sing ""to the left, to the left""? Because women have no rights. *Sorry of this is rude/offensive and if its a repost, I just wanted to share.*"
"What do you get when you mix pie and onions? Opinions!"
"Bad enough that literally no one showed up for my Super Bowl party today, but now I can't even find the game on tv to watch."
"What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike? An Ethiopian"
"[loudly in front of a bunch of ducks] ""OH NO I SEEM TO HAVE BROUGHT TOO MUCH BREAD WITH ME WHATEVER SHALL I DO?"" *ducks try to play it cool*"
"Trivia: Bugs Bunny was originally named ""Insects Rabbit"" and his catchphrase was, ""What is transpiring, Physician?"""