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Joke of the Day
"""Be cool, be cool, be cool"" ~me before I'm about to not be cool."
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"Mom asked, ""Are you going to see the new Michael Moore documentary?"" Wife replied, ""Magic Mike XXL?"""
"Yes, they're good. But mangoes act like they know they're good, and that's unappealing to me."
"I'm half Canadian. Not really. But I am partly sorry if I happened to offend anyone."
"Did you hear how the crazy camping show was last weekend? It was in tents."
"What was the seal's favorite subject in school? ART ART ART!"
"Did you hear that Hillary dropped out of the presidential race? They did a colonoscopy and found out she had a brain tumor."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None They expect someone to do it for them."
"Why did the blind fly starve to death?? Because he couldn't see shit"
"If you're a woman and you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it."