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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the reasoning behind mexican murderers? Locomotives"

"""Put cheese on it."" ""It's not-"" ""Put cheese on it."" ""Really now, you-"" ""Everything gets better with cheese on it."" ""Sir, it's a BROKEN LEG."""

"Have you read the book ""100-mile Horse Trek"" Who wrote it? Major Bumsore"

"People keep telling me i'm self-deprecating. I don't think i deserve that."

"Our homemade guacamole turned darker green after sitting out for awhile Seems like after hitting the air, it guacsidized."

"I scream, you scream, this funeral just got more interesting."

"I called my ex a cow Animal control had to show up"

"How do you tell if your friend is gay? Fuck him in the ass. As you're cumming, reach around and feel his cock. It's hard, he's definitely gay."

"Everything I know about sex I learned from Tetris: rotate it and hope it fits in another slot"

"My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart."