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Joke of the Day
"Why did the feminist refuse a back rub? Too massagynistic"
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"A man got a car for his wife Now, thats what you call a good trade."
"What's the objective of Jewish football? To get the quarterback!"
"I like my men like I like my packets of instant oatmeal: Chunky and knowledgeable with facts about dinosaurs."""
"What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny."
"Neighbor: It's July, you need to take down the xmas lights. Me: It's no worse than your stupid yard gnome. Neighbor: That's my wife."
"What is a 72? A 69 with 3 people watching."
"If I don't introduce you to the person I'm with it's because I don't remember either of your names."
"""Your honor, my client is absolutely not a flight risk.""n""What makes you so sure?""n""He is a penguin."""
"What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? Decaffeinated."