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Joke of the Day

"Why did the feminist refuse a back rub? Too massagynistic"

"Why dogs are called K9? Because cats are K10"

"PMS jokes are not funny... Period."

"Why did the Romans build straight roads? So Indians couldn't build corner shops."

"What do you call a hippopotamus in an I.C.U.? Hippo-critical."

"Don't keep grudges, let everything aside and give a good hug to your enemies!!! ...when you are really sick"

"Incidentally, the WORST trick the Devil ever pulled was trying to convince the world he wasn't fat by wearing a t-shirt in the pool."

"When I was younger, my parents used to make me go stay with my grandparents at the weekend And it was so cold in that cemetery!"

"I've just found out that one of my best friends is a mime artist. He kept that quiet."

"The worst pub I've ever been to was called The Fiddle. It really was a vile inn."