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"A mongoose is just a goose who listens to reggae"
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"Give a man a plane ticket... Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life. First post sorry if its a repost"
"The best sex is like an old saloon. Liquor in the front and poker in the rear."
"What did the stamp say to the envelope? ""I've become attached to you."""
"Whats a rapists perfect date? Netflix and kill."
"Did you hear about the movie with the Red Tractor? The trailer was better"
"Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread? Well, we had to do something with the ovens."
"Chick on tinder < chicken tender"
"I used to know a guy who shaved around six or seven times a day and still had a beard at the end of the day He was a Barber."
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