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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pack of pygmies and a female cross-country team? One is a bunch of cunning runts and the other is..."

"Now that Jeremy Lin is playing so well for the Knicks.. It appears that the NBA is now a Black/Thai affair."

"A world renowned chef undercooked the meat It was a rare misteak"

"I went to the premature ejaculation clinic today. They told me my appointment isn't until tomorrow."

"okay Mary that guy just smiled at you play it cool oh my god he's coming over here play it cool play it cool HI THERE I'M WEARING TWO BRAS"

"""This role looks absolutely fucking terrible. OK, I'll do it."" - Nicolas Cage"

"If you're in a relationship. I don't know why you feel the need to upload 10 selfies a day. Look at your boyfriend instead of a camera . You attention seeking hoe"

"Accidentally fell asleep at my grandmas funeral Wouldn't you know, I woke up with mourningwood."

"one man six horses. a man was hospitalized with six plastic horses inside him. The doctor described his condition as stable."

"So here I am in this internet cafe... ...with the biggest fucking nigger I've ever seen reading every word I ty"