201480

Joke of the Day

"So here I am in this internet cafe... ...with the biggest fucking nigger I've ever seen reading every word I ty"

"What do you call a wind that never gusts? Disgusting. I'll see myself out..."

"it's party time let's dance !"

"What happened when The Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye kicked his ass!"

"A recent study of blue-collar workers showed that what they love best about their jobs is their days off."

"A movie called Jurrasick Park where there's no dinosaur activity because they're now sick for some reason."

"This is the funniest joke you'll ever read, I promise! [removed]"

"I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy s$it."

"What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world? Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too."

"What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot? Cha-chink!"