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Joke of the Day
"""This role looks absolutely fucking terrible. OK, I'll do it."" - Nicolas Cage"
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"Christmas is shit ! Whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross."
"The South Carolina Church shooter didn't know if he could start a race war... ...but he decided to give it a shot."
"ZOMBIE 1: why do we eat brains? ZOMBIE 2: because. It's food for thought! haha ZOMBIE 1: [sigh]"
"The last time I twisted the night away it resulted in two law suits and a medicare plan."
"What do you call a fake Irish diamond? A shamrock."
"What do Jedi say on May 4th? May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar."
"What do scientists say when they meet each other? Hydrogen Iodide"
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"It's the 20th anniversary of Infinite Jest and the 6th anniversary of my buying Infinite Jest and never getting around to reading it."