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"A world renowned chef undercooked the meat It was a rare misteak"
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"Light a fire for a man and he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"Just had to gently break it to all these girls in Starbucks that they are not Zooey Deschanel."
"What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine? He made a spectacle of himself."
"My son said, ""Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and think, 'My life has been a complete failure.'?"" I said, ""Not unless you're standing behind me."""
"What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk!"
"I don't think people should throw stones in regular houses either."
"What's Keemstar's pornstar name? Creamstar."
"Hi I'm an evil ghost with the ability to defy time & space, but I think the best example of my powers will be to slightly close this door."
"I whispered to the wind, and the wind told me to shut up."