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Joke of the Day

"If you're in a relationship. I don't know why you feel the need to upload 10 selfies a day. Look at your boyfriend instead of a camera . You attention seeking hoe"

"How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read? Every 28 days or so."

"I made a car entirely out of pencils, rubbers, rulers and notebooks. Went to turn the key.. Stayed stationary."

"So it was my 18th birthday the other day... Maybe now I can help my dad find those cigarettes he's been looking for the last 12 years."

"I put the ""ate"" in chocolate."

"What type of sea creature do Chinese fishermen catch? Crust-asian"

"I tried making a belt that had a watch for a buckle ... it was a waist of time."

"I don't really care who wins the elections as long as everyone had fun out there."

"My mom told me not to cry wolf, but it was too late.Wolves were pouring out of my tear ducts, filling the kitchen and adjoining living room."

"How many dyslexics does it change to light a take bulb?"