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Joke of the Day

"Now that Jeremy Lin is playing so well for the Knicks.. It appears that the NBA is now a Black/Thai affair."

"Cute waiter: Hi, what can I get for you? Me: *accidentally barks*"

"There are two ways to keep a marriage happy and without quarrel But nobody knows them"

"Catharine Zeta Jones gets naked, ties a red sheet around around her neck runs into the bedroom, jumps up on the bed and yells ""super pussy"". Michael rolls over and says ""Think I'll take the soup."""

"Did you hear about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand."

"My 4 year old refused his dinner but it's ok because I caught him eating a Milkbone earlier"

"Recently historians revealed Hitler had a ""micropenis""... No wonder he hated black guys"

"Son: Dad, how do stars die? Dad: Drugs, usually."

"What do you call an ass on steroids? Assteroid."

"What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky? *Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer."