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Joke of the Day
"Picking which colour pen to use.... Its always a bic decision"
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"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Feminists don't change anything."
"Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it."
"My wife is calling me Jeb Bush during sex Now I'll never come first."
"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60, she's 97 today... and we don't know where the fuck she is."
"I tried killing a spider with kindness, but found that a shoe was much more effective"
"Moby-Dick is cool if you like stopping in the middle of a story about murdering a smart whale to think about all the different kinds of rope"
"What's long and black? The unemployment line"
"Two hipsters walked into a bar... The first went in before it was popular and the second was only being ironic."
"Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan? Because of the taliban"