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Joke of the Day

"Picking which colour pen to use.... Its always a bic decision"

"No one loves their kids equally. I use a curve system."

"What do you call the fear of chainsaws? Common Sense. I'll show myself out..."

"Why did the wave fail the driving test? It kept crashing on the beach."

"Sometimes my dog barks so loud she farts which coincidentally is also Donald Trump's foreign policy platform. (Also his domestic platform.)"

"I think the same thing every time I pass one of those ""slow children"" signs... MAN, does this heroin make my skin itch!"

"What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis? TB or not TB, that is the question."

"Ladies; The ""JUICY"" on the back of these shorts should really be on the front."

"What is the difference between a baby and a stamp? I don't have a stamp collection."

"Why did the hoagie go to the shrink? He was having problems with his sub-conscious."