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Joke of the Day
"Today'a Cleveland game is 1-7 I didn't know the browns were playing tonight."
Next Joke
"I'm planning on releasing a fragrance based off of suffering. I'm going to call it ""Eau de Humanity"""
"An oldie for the road This randomly popped into my head at work and as I started saying it, my boss finished it. *Twats* that? I *cunt* hear you. *Tits* okay. I'll *finger* it out later."
"First guy to invent a bread bowl was like ""I'm gonna rip the top of this muffin & pour soup in it"""
"Which Pokemon trainer does Scyther hate the most? Red"
"How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb? About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song."
"A roman centurion walks into a bar... He holds up two fingers and says: ""Five beers, please."""
"Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel? Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far"
"You are like snow. White. Pretty to look at. I used to like to play with you but now I'll pay someone to get rid of you."
"How do you make a Kleenex dance? Blow a little boogie into it!"