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Joke of the Day

"Moby-Dick is cool if you like stopping in the middle of a story about murdering a smart whale to think about all the different kinds of rope"

"What is a pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken chest and no booty."

"What do you call it when you cover your penis in postage stamps? Junk mail. (Credit to one if my FB friends)"

"2016: ""Yeah right, Trump isn't going to get elected."" 2017: ""Yeah right, Trump isn't going to put that policy into place."" 2018: ""Might as well tune into the Hunger Games tonight..."""

"Beware of Advice from Successful People They don't want company."

"What do you call a dinosaur with herpes? ...a Cankersaurus!"

"Yes, your honor, but in my defense I thought he was stung by a jellyfish"

"Knock knock! Come in."

"Just bought my gay son some Brunchables"

"So my girlfriend asked me the other day ""Don't you know where the G Spot is?"" And I said yeah of course I know where the G spot is. It is between the F Spot and the H spot."