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Joke of the Day

"Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it."

"Knock, Knock Whose there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget."

"What do toys and boobs have in common? Both are made for children but it's the fathers who play with them most."

"Jesus Saves ... and Esposito scores on the rebound!"

"Did you hear about the injured Carpenter? He hurt his widdle finger."

"Considering ""Thank You"" cards are a thing, I'm going to invent ""No, thank YOU!"" cards and people will send them back and forth forever."

"Just bought a raffle ticket, top prize a Mediterranean cruise. Last week's was a rollover"

"My dad asked what I want for my birthday, I said 'I wanna watch'... so he let me! Let's hear YOUR favorite one liners! Cred to Rodney Dangerfield for that one."

"I got sacked today from my job as a stage designer. But I left without making a scene"

"Hey girl, I heard you like bad boys Well not to brag or anything but I'm bad at everything"