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Joke of the Day
"My wife is calling me Jeb Bush during sex Now I'll never come first."
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"As the wise Confucius once said.... If you drop watch in toilet, you have shitty time"
"What's the difference between a girl's argument and a knife... The knife has a point."
"My master plan is to forget sunglasses at every location in the world so wherever I am I'll always have sunglasses."
"Remember how terrified Sarah Connor was when the Terminator came around the corner @ the hospital in T2? IMAGINE IF IT HAD BEEN STEVE HARVEY"
"So.. I woke my gf up with oral sex this morning -Oh wicked, what'd she say? -Thtoph, thtoph!"
"What do you call a wheel with clothes? Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle."
"what do Little Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common? Kurds in the way"
"What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper? A real mess on your hands."
"[Request] Can I have a joke about early 20th century writing, poetry, or T.S. Eliot? Not a joke...just a request to the more talented. Thanks in advance!"