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Joke of the Day
"My wife is calling me Jeb Bush during sex Now I'll never come first."
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"People who are genuinely surprised when politicians behave badly should be forced to wear helmets for their own protection."
"It was 109 degrees where I live today. Now I know what it felt like to be a Jew during World War 2."
"Extremely controversial, but here goes... Why can't you try someone for grave digging? Because it was found on the ground."
"Illiterates won't understand this joke."
"A nurse pulls out a thermometer out of her pocket and says: Shit.....some asshole has got my pen!"
"What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant !"
"How do mermaids have babies? Sea-sections"
"I saw a Bible study once. It did really well on the exam."
"Boss: Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact? Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me."