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Joke of the Day
"My wife is calling me Jeb Bush during sex Now I'll never come first."
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"A human cannonball for the circus retired after 35 years of service. When asked if the man would be replaced, the owner of the circus said, ""No, only because it's hard to find a man of that caliber."""
"""Oh wow, way better!"" -Jedi Knight trying out a gun"
"Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk? Because they don't want the siren to die."
"Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet."
"""No one cares about the jews"" ""Yeah, they do"" ""No they don't. During the holocaust i killed 3 jews and one clown"" ""Why one clown?"" ""See? No one cares about the jews"""
"How did Rihanna know Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles."
"Did you hear the rumor about the new save system for the ff7 remake? Cloud Saves"
"Hitler wasn't that bad. C'mon, he killed Hitler."
"Until you've thrown up peanut butter and jelly onto an 8 year old at the beach on a Sunday, don't talk to me about your ""drinking problems."""