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Joke of the Day

"Two hipsters walked into a bar... The first went in before it was popular and the second was only being ironic."

"I don't usually get political on social media but Gildan has no right making t-shirts."

"Nobody would show up to a ""White Lives Matter"" demonstration. They all have to work."

"How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

"A farmer was counting his cows and found out that he had 196, but when he rounded them up, he had 200."

"What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark? A LED Zeppelin"

"What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar? ""AU, get outta here!"""

"Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty bastards."

"Don't act like you've never used a pair of binoculars to try to peer through another pair of binoculars."

"I was in Nigeria browsing Tinder the other day It said ""There are no available girls in your area."" (Thanks Boko Haram)"