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Joke of the Day

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60, she's 97 today... and we don't know where the fuck she is."

"How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 95 in the ashtray."

"the most efective way to clean ur room, start a creative project, run errands, cook, brush ur teeth and take a shower is to study for a exam"

"Yo mama so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her 10 years to live."

"Why was the beach wet? Because the sea-weed."

"Drugs and alcohol are never the answer. Unless the question is ""What are you gonna do this weekend, Pauly?"""

"Okay, let's hear everyone's favorite ""Yo Mama"" jokes! Yo mama so fat she needs a boomerang to put a scarf on!"

"Two things you need to know about me: 1. I am hung over. 2. Sometimes I say the word over for no reason."

"Chinese elders dildo SHITTY SHITTY SHITTY"

"I heard that wordplay was illegal. Apparently there is serious PUNishment."