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Joke of the Day
"you know what really turns on a nerd? unprotected wifi"
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"Joseph was changing Jesus' diaper Joseph slowly takes out Jesus' dirty diaper, when Mary suddenly asks, ""What's inside?"". Joseph exclaimed ""Holy shit!""."
"I just got a job in a Reggae band. I've just got a job in a Reggae band, It's rather easy because I play the Triangle... All I do is stand at the back n ting."
"So I got a new keyboard today.. q o poq nq s s s pu"
"*wakes up from a 10 year coma, pretends to be asleep for an extra 5 minutes*"
"That Allah guy sure is popular... I mean...His biggest fans are all dying to meet him."
"I'm opening a Canadian-Russian fusion restaurant... It's called Vladimir Poutine."
"A man walks into a bar It hurt"
"Friday night. Friday night- Cant get fucked- Women are sluts or too stuck up- Cant grab pussy- Cant get head - If it werent for lotion Id shoot myself dead"
"What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert? Propheteroles"