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"*wakes up from a 10 year coma, pretends to be asleep for an extra 5 minutes*"
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"The HR takes the top 20 application folders from the pile and throw it in the trash. Those people have bad luck. We don't want people with bad luck."
"Banc pentru stefan I: De ce nu a reusit pisica sa prinda mouse-ul? R: Era ""GENIUS"""
"If your nose runs and your feet smell..... You're built upside-down."
"If you are what you eat Then that explains why I'm such an asshole"
"What's the difference between 10 dead hookers and a Porsche? I *don't* have a Porsche in my garage."
"Some people knocked on my door & asked for a small donation. for building a local swimming pool. I gave them a glass of water."
"I was thinking about making an elm tree joke.. But it's acorny one."
"Venus and Serena are famous for being Tennis-y Williams"
"Have you seen Jesus's abs?!! He must be doing that Cross-Fit workout!"