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Joke of the Day

"I just got a job in a Reggae band. I've just got a job in a Reggae band, It's rather easy because I play the Triangle... All I do is stand at the back n ting."

"[Walks into steam room at gym] ""good morning my.."" ""Dave no!"" ""my est.."" ""Please Dave no.."" ""..My eSTEAMed colleagues"" ""Everyone hates you"""

"Crazy but true: Over 80 percent of twins seperated at birth have the same exact birthday."

"Being alone with my girlfriend on Easter. ""Jesus has risen . . . and so have I."""

"Life is like toilet paper... you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."

"What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen? Charlie Sheen's winning."

"It's hot as balls today. And by ""balls"" I mean ""testicles""."

"I found a T.O.E. It's on the end of my F.O.O.T."

"Damn girl, you give people cancer. Because you're shining like the sun."

"Do you know why bicycles fall over? Because they are two-tired."