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Joke of the Day

"Joseph was changing Jesus' diaper Joseph slowly takes out Jesus' dirty diaper, when Mary suddenly asks, ""What's inside?"". Joseph exclaimed ""Holy shit!""."

"Knock Knock... Knock Knock Who's there? I have runnyeep I have runnyeep who? hahaha! (You have to say it out loud to get it)"

"What did sushi A say to sushi B? WASABI!!!"

"Why does Barbie like Halloween? It's pump-ken time"

"I also like my coffee like I like my women ...ground up and in the freezer"

"Q: What did the fish say when it hit the wall? A: ""Dam."""

"It really stinks when you bite into what you expect to be a hot dog but it's actually a sausage That's the wurst"

"I just don't get life insurance. Why would I want to give my family a financial incentive to kill me?"

"Do you know what 8/10 redditors say they hate the most? The answer might surprise you... ..clickbait."

"When I was a kid... ... I asked my mum what a couple was and she said, 'Oh, two or three'. And she wonders why her marriage didn't work out."