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Joke of the Day
"What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert? Propheteroles"
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"The only thing I know about Downton Abbey is that everyone looks as if they smell like the bottom of my Nana's purse."
"Japan Q : What do people in Japan call fat people ? A: ""Double Buddha"""
"I understand why abortion is a touchy subject (NSFW) Because on one hand I'm all for killing babies but I really don't think women should have a choice in the matter"
"One day,the boy touched the girl's hand.The next day, the girl touched the boy's hand. What a touching story.."
"Short latino What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he is to short to be an ese."
"Did you hear about the tragedy at the Hipster company's work retreat? There were several hundred casual tees."
"How do you know if your wife is dead? Sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up."
"What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family of 4."
"I have an epileptic friend... He's a jerk..."