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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar It hurt"
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"I'm part of a club for people with parkinson's We have our own hand shake"
"Horrible Valentines Chocolates Girl: Those chocolates you gave me sucked. Boy: *looks at empty box* then why'd you eat them all? Girl: I had to make sure they all sucked."
"What's worst than finding a worm in an apple? The holocaust"
"Her: Wanna ""lex"" tonight? Him: What's that? Her: Lazy sex. Him: What do we do? Her: Lay in bed and send each other Huffington Post articles."
"Just because you can't dance, doesn't mean you shouldn't dance! *this fb status had been approved and paid for by Alcohol"
"To make a long story short, just walk away once you're bored."
"Light a fire for a man and he'll be warm for the evening. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"92 percent of Americans get inappropriately excited when there's a t-shirt cannon present."
"What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball? The harder you hit them, the more english you get out."