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Joke of the Day
"You don't see many reindeer in zoos do you? No. They can't afford the admission."
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"How do you cover 12 holes with one hole? Take a flute and shove it up your ass."
"What do you call an anorexic Guinea pig? A skinny pig."
"Be careful how much wine you drink, might end up vacuuming the driveway in your panties"
"The man who invented AutoCorrect has died. Restaurant in piece."
"I like my coffee like I like my ships. Full of semen."
"What did the psychopathic dry cleaner say to his victims? DYE, DYE , DYEEEEEEE!"
"Thinking about going as a prostitute for Halloween, but confused about at what point turning a trick becomes a treat."
"My coat is so covered with dog fur that someone's probably going to throw red paint on me at some point today."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean"