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Joke of the Day
"You don't see many reindeer in zoos do you? No. They can't afford the admission."
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"What's the difference between a blow job and anal sex? A blow job will make your day but anal sex will make your hole weak."
"MAN: I'll get pasta & she'll have the salad COW: What's that mean? MAN: Uh- COW: I'm fat? MAN: ... You're a cow? PIG AT NEXT TABLE: Ooo"
"Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents named him Sudden Lee."
"I was trying to recall what size shirt to get my friend the psychic, then I remembered.....medium, of course."
"Going to Walmart with my mom and kids is a great way to test if the Xanax is working! *eye twitches"
"What's green and hairy and skies down a mountain a skiwi"
"sometimes i wonder was it worth it to get laid at the expense of covering my firewood pile when it was about to rain? no... it never is"
"[Me as 911 Operator] *phone rings* I wait for it to stop ringing and text back ""what's up"""
"WW3 due to Ukraine The scariest thing about this World War Three starting is that we are on the Germans' side. They've never won a World War yet."