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Joke of the Day
"What molecule has the best sense of humor? A helium polymer. HeHeHeHeHe"
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"""Oh my god!"" responded the mother as she heard the news. ""Will my son be an alkyne forever?"" ""It's even worse,"" the doctor said, ""he's terminal."""
"I lie in the bath for hours. But I try to tell the truth the rest of the time."
"Did you hear about the constipated math teacher's problem? She worked it out with a #2 pencil."
"A wizard walks into a gay bar... ...And disappears with a poof."
"Show Jumping Some people call it ""Show Jumping"" I like to call it *Sarah Jessica Parkour*"
"What's the difference between a gynecologist and a pedophile music teacher? The teacher fucks his singers, the gyno sucks his fingers."
"*inside camp-out tent* ""Wanna hear-"" *puts torch under chin* ""-a scary story?"" *flicks torch on, it vibrates* ""OMG. ITS. NOT. A. TORCH."""
"The Best Sean Connery Joke In EXISTENCE! (Read in Mr. Connery's voice) Ash I wash walking through my houshe, a book fell on me. I had only myshelf to blame."
"Bra & Hat What did the bra say to the hat? ""You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift."""