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Joke of the Day
"What molecule has the best sense of humor? A helium polymer. HeHeHeHeHe"
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"I've heard like eight cancer jokes today... If I hear another one it's gonna benign"
"What sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom."
"cheap toilet paper. it isn't worth shit."
"Me: Want some of my nachos? Coworker: I don't like nachos. Me: Hello 911, what's consider premeditated murder?"
"What's the most outplayed joke in all of /r/jokes? [removed]"
"I hate it when women can argue with you for hours... ...but two minutes into a blowjob and their jaw hurts"
"Her: I have Netflix if you wanna come watch a movie :) Me: No it's ok, I have my own account [60 years later on deathbed] Me: Wait a minute"
"I guess even though he's resigning, the pope is still against birth control- That's why he pulled out."
"What did Hillary say when she lost? Putin end to my life."